Prayers to Santa

Our local paper publishes letters to Santa written by children in the community.  Here is one of the more hilarious examples: To Santu, Mii krismislist I wont usiinsset end a ulabkot u snacset.  I wont to sekrokuoil huntr u skoodr bag. (No, your font isn’t scrambled.  I typed it exactly as written).  The letters cover…

Chasing Santa

  “Grandpa, what are you doing out here?” He was standing in the snow leaning a couple long 2×4’s against the house. “I was chasing Santa Claus,” he explained. “Almost had him too.” He handed me one of the biggest sleigh bells I’d ever seen. Then he showed me two long, straight depressions in the…